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A budgie that doubles as a bottle-opener.

Boneless, sticky-rubber cats that you could throw against the window and watch them roll down.

Magnetic Guinea Pigs that you can stick to the fridge (how funny would THAT be!).

Your favourite animal, with fur in the pattern of the national flag of your choice (for the World Cup).

Parrots with an iPod interface (“look – mine can do ‘Kings of Leon’!”).

Hamsters with the properties of one of those very bouncy rubber balls.

Designer pets would be an obvious first step: In keeping with “what the public want to see their taxes spent on” I predict we will see less in the way of medical research (cures for Cancer, Diabetes and Dandruff) as these are quite dull, and more in the way of dinner-party conversation starters.

That mouse with the human ear growing from his back suddenly seems quite tame in comparison. These are the Scientists of Tomorrow – and they’re suggesting things like “wouldn’t it be cool if I could breed a monkey that could glow in the dark? It would just finish off my ghostly-pirate-Halloween-costume, innit? Got a fancy-dress party next week.”. The declining attendance in “classic” sciences at University have forced scientific institutions to accept those they would normally filter out: post-grads who use the world “cool” in everyday conversation, read “Heat” Magazine and drive Smart ForTwos. Clearly we are witnessing the upcoming of a new breed of Young Scientist: ones of the iPhone-owning, Twittering, Guitar-Hero-playing, Internet-shopping generation. The idea that these new advancements are coming from the motheaten, patches-on-elbows, tweed-jacketed scientists we’re all used to just does not sit well with me. We have reached the “wouldn’t it be cool if…” stage splicing a second tail onto dogs (“isn’t he pleased to see you!”) and creating a breed of cod that hatch already boned and battered. Instead these experiments have suddenly become ones that we – the easily amused Joe-Publics of the UK – can take an interest in. We seem to have dropped all pretense of performing dull experiments in petri dishes experiments so dull they need not be explained to anyone outside of the lab. Putting aside our preparations for the end of the world … I feel we have reached something of a turning point in genetic engineering. Big fence around the whole place, a good collection of weaponry in the archery and sporting departments, and I always think that those big kiddie climbing frames would make for a great Last Stand. If you don’t feel your house can be made safe enough, you can join me at Centerparcs, which I reckon is an excellent place to live out the post-Zombie-Apocalyptic existence. This should get you a good collection of Nectar Points, though I’m not sure how useful they’ll be after ZM-day. I am confident that anyone who has watched 28 Days Later, Black Sheep or any of a zillion other GM-themed sci-fi flicks are – at this very moment – trying to make their homes insane-zombie-monkey-proof, and buying a carload of canned food from Sainsbury’s.

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Hmm … a genetically modified race of reproducing monkeys … what could possibly go wrong? You know, with a bit of work, I think there may well be the makings of a movie in there somewhere! I also note how excited they are that this new trait is passed to their descendants. I note with interest that scientists in Japan have genetically modified a marmoset and some mice to glow in the dark. This genetically engineered monkey looks like he's been knitted! It's a world gone MAD! Media Attention – Behind the scenes with ukcameraman.

Teletext Experimenter’s Board – Tutorial 4 – Page data May 10, 2020.

Teletext Experimenter’s Board – Tutorial 5 – Raspberry-Pi and Linux June 7, 2020.

Teletext Experimenter’s Board – Tutorial 6 – RISC OS June 7, 2020.

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EEPROM Programmer Project update December 12, 2020.Using the EEPROM programmer without the utilities October 30, 2021.RasPi Desk Clock – Introduction December 1, 2021.Driving an ILI9340 display from a Pi December 1, 2021.

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Christmas in the professional office environment.

A small rant that is just too big to be a tweet.